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[bloodofithuriel]

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MISFIRE, audio

[unfriendlygreen]

[ No username attached, but the voice is deep and British and exhausted. It also just starts halfway through, like the message was cut-off. ]

— relaxing it made me not mind your singing? Do you still know how to make it and does it still taste like manure with a hint of cheap scotch?

Re: MISFIRE, audio

[bloodofithuriel]

I mean.... well. What?

[unfriendlygreen]

Ah. Jace, is it? My apologies, that was meant for Bane. He used to brew experimental potions, I was wondering if he still had the recipe.

misfire — un: lightwoods

[distractly]

( an image is sent through, tanned flesh still sheen with bathwater and a cloud of blankets behind her. of course, the sender isn't isabelle herself—but she'll find that out soon enough, won't she? to make matters a bit more interesting, another soft ping follows: )

What are we going to do about this quota?

Re: misfire — un: allthatandchips

[bloodofithuriel]

[ Jace definitely appreciates the image, he'd be a fool not to, but there is something pinging at the back of his brain that says he knows that cleavage. Which is not entirely helpful, he's seen plenty in his time. Still. Why is that bothering him? ]

Somehow, with such lovely presentation, I doubt you're going to have much trouble meeting quota around here. How did I get so lucky?

text [un: lightwood]

[lightwoodnephilim]

Hey, roast beef sandwiches, grilled cheese, or chicken salad?

Re: text [un: lightwood]

[bloodofithuriel]

Are you ordering or cooking, because that greatly changes my survival odds.

Roast beef is good.

text [un: lightwood]

[lightwoodnephilim]

Hey, did you see this?

[(attached link)]

I've met the guy running the place before, he's a nice guy. You should take the classes. I'll go with you if you want.

Re: text [un: allthatandchips]

[bloodofithuriel]

I should take the classes... why? Because I don't know what I'm doing?

You'd want to go to this?

[ Someone is grumpy. ]

misfire; text; un: tribrid

[cosmicmistake]

I'm all alone in this house for once, what are you going to do about it? Decisions need to be made quickly.

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Re: misfire; text; un: tribrid

[bloodofithuriel]

Uhh. Wow. Shit. Uh. Hi Hope.
Ahem.

I mean. I can offer you options. Or I can uh, call Magnus for you?

text | un: sorcerous

[altersreality]

Hey, I hadn't really heard from you for a while and wanted to make sure you were okay. After the club exploded and with the flooding and everything.

Re: text | un: allthatandchips

[bloodofithuriel]

You have either very good or very terrible timing, depending on how you look at it. I AM glad to hear from you though.

Got trapped in the club and took hours before anyone found me. Good times. I kind of miss the tail though.

I've been in some sort of weird coma for two days while the City sent me back home for two years of the most awful shit ever, and then yanked me back here to just really fuck me around.

Sorry. I'm kind of... my head's in a really weird place right now.

misfire; text; un: tribrid

[cosmicmistake]

Remember this? I'm ready for round two.

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Re: misfire; text; un: tribrid

[bloodofithuriel]

I am Absolutely Certain I would have remembered that in Round One, so I'm guessing this is a misfire?

I mean, I'm happy about it, but you may want to resend.

Text; Un: RockGod

[thenewnormal]

Hey, Jace? I just woke up from a two week stint asleep and Alec's not answering. Everything okay?

Re: Text; Un: RockGod

[bloodofithuriel]

It must be some kind of epidemic. Alec has been asleep since the start of the month too. He hasn't woken up yet.

[guylining]

[ On Christmas morning, Jace will wake up to find a stocking has hung itself at the end of his bed. Inside is a variety of festive treats - pralines, chocolates, small pastries and truffles. On the top is a jewellery box, inside of which is a cuff to go around the shell of his ear. There's a black diamond set in it, and when depressed, it casts an illusion into whatever room he's in. Suddenly, the room will look exactly how Jace imagines, whether he's thinking about somewhere real or somewhere he's only dreamed about. The illusion is physically real, so anyone can see it, but it'll vanish once he presses the stone again. A note comes with it, to explain.

There's a tag dangling from the top of the stocking that just says: ]

Happy Yuletide!
N

Text: UN: Clayborn

[clayking]

So.

Beautiful. I take it your relief must be enough to power the city now that Alec is awake.

Re: Text: UN: Clayborn

[bloodofithuriel]

I am pretty damned relieved, yeah. He was taking way too long and I was getting nervous.

text | un: sorcerous

[altersreality]

Hey. So Happy New Year? Any resolutions?

Mine is to find a new Dom. Because my Dom is a sub now. I figured I'd let you know that I'll still be at my place with Barry's through the end of the month, but then I'll be back in the Down until I find a Dom. In case you were looking for me or anything.

Re: text | un: sorcerous

[bloodofithuriel]

Hey baby. Probably stay out of trouble? I'm bad at it though so I'm rarely upset when I can't keep it.

Aw shit, Billy. Again? I'd offer up Magnus, but he's at his limit. Are you gonna look for someone you can actually sleep with this time? You can always come over here for a night or two here and there if you want.

text | un: magnificent

[high_warlock]

Where are you and what are you up to?

Re: text | un: magnificent

[bloodofithuriel]

Down by the beach doing swordwork drills and avoiding the neighbors. Why, what's up?

icebreakers | un: keith moon

[cholesterol]

MEET DEAN WINCHESTER! YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT RIMMING! 🍑