bloodofithuriel | (no subject)

Well. Technically, the demon who was possessing me stabbed him.

To be fair, I think most normal mortals have fairly boring relationships compared to Shadowhunters, but our lives definitely got... chaotic for a while.

I'm not bitter. I'm unimpressed.

Extremely lucky for him. I hope he treats you better than he does others.

Huh. Well, in that case, it makes a little more sense. I might even know the demon. Chaotic does rather seem like an understatement in this situation but I'm glad you two still have a home to return to if that ever ends up happening. Though I think you lot would be exceptional even if you were just boring mortals. Really? I couldn't tell. Though I'm sure he's just as unimpressed with you. Considering he made banning you from the house on a more permanent basis part of our contract agreement.

If you know a demon named Lilith, sure.

I guess. I would just prefer to stay here, if I had any choice in the matter. Which I’m pretending I do, for my own sanity’s sake.

Ha! Fucking really? That’s hilarious. Like seriously, hilarious. Like I was chomping at the bit to visit him or something? Guess I won’t ever get that grand tour of the place on my knees then. Oh well.

Technically she's not a demon- she's...well, something *other*. But yes, I do know of such a person. So would I. At this point anyway. My home and my life here are actually...more present and important than even my kingdom. ...Ah. Yes. Well...

In our world, she was a Greater Demon, and co-ruled a hell dimension until we defeated her. It was… a whole thing. Anyways.

… Me not being at your house isn’t the only thing he demanded, is it?

She tried to rule hell more than once, both though other people and herself- when I last checked she'd just murdered lucifers child. So...I fear in any universe that woman is a handful. Actually, it was. There was nothing else. Well, other than I carved my mark into his skin.

She was back home, too. Perhaps it just runs in the … genes isn’t quite the word that applies here. But kind of that concept.

No dictating that you couldn’t sleep with me any more either? Hmm.

~~Wow he is such a hypocrite~~ Well, congratulations then, on your permanent contract.

I suppose in every realm she's...determined to get her way. Which isn't all that much of a shock considering how she is. Is that what you expected? A ban on your pretty pale ass? Thank you. It's something neither of us expected to happen.

Greater Demons do tend to be like that in our world. I like the kind of demons I meet here much better. ;)

Honestly Caliban, I have no idea what to expect from him. I don’t understand him, and I really don’t know what he’s had against me from the start, when in truth, I’ve barely interacted with him. I think we’ve had a total of two conversations? So I don’t get how his head works, but mostly, I don’t appreciate how he treats people I care about. So he can think and do as he likes. I just wasn’t sure how far he was going to take this hilarious “ban Jace Wayland from his existence” thing he apparently has going.

I’m glad you’re happy.

Well I wish I could say I was representative of all demons everywhere but I'm glad I left a positive enough impression on you. I-... All right. I suppose I have understand.

Your impression has been overwhelmingly positive, yes.

If you understand him, and you're happy with him, then more power to both of you, Caliban, I mean that. He deserves to be happy, he does. I just don't understand how he goes about doing it.