bloodofithuriel | (no subject)

Hey, look. We might have fewer demons back home, but shitshows are pretty universal. My dad forced me into the closet and sent me away to war. And then, when I get back, kept doing the best he could to ruin my life again until he finally was about to commit genocide, killing the remainder of an entire species. On Earth, at least.

[ Since they still don't know whether there are any of Michael's race out there. But, then, why would the leader leave if there were? ]

My brother ended up killing him. But. A year later and things were good. Or at least better.

[ After everything with Jones, at least. ]

So maybe better is just in your future. Or, you know, living through it so he can wake up.

Okay yeah, shitshows seem pretty universal around here.

Actually. You ever notice how many... like, not ordinary people that this city picks up? For a place that's just about the sex, they could pick up way more ordinary people, without gifts or powers or abilities, or whatever, and they'd have way less hassle. Anyways.

Maybe. I just want him to get up. It's almost Christmas. Leave it to him to nap until its present time.

Hey. Completely human here. Most of the people from my world are. Or were when they got here. Except Michael. But I know what you mean. There are a lot of people here with powers that should upset the status quo and never seems to.

You just know it's his excuse not to have to go Christmas shopping, right?

...which reminds me. Damn. I'm going to have to do all my shopping in, like, the next week. Or maybe everyone will get their presents for New Year's. Got any ideas for Alec when he wakes up?

Yeah. That whole thing with the portals a couple of weeks ago. Bunch of people who should, by all reason, be able to bust out of here, and they still couldn't. But like, if they didn't pick those people up, they wouldn't have to guard against it? I don't know. Strategically, it doesn't make sense. But that's probably asking too much from this place.

Ugh. Probably. If he thinks that means he gets out of it, he's in for a rude awakening. He's gonna owe me TWO presents now.

Uh, honestly at this rate, I was going to just get him one of those super old fashioned nightcaps. Anything involving archery, or kittens, probably? Hobbies aren't exactly something we grew up with.

Pictures. I need pictures of him in that. Also, if you want to be evil, you let me borrow the kitten and I'll teach it to walk on a lead. I've already taught my cat and I'm teaching Michael's kitten.

Okay. So you didn't have hobbies back home. That means you don't have hobbies here?