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That's a really terrible metric to go by. There's a lot of stages between "okay" and "technically alive".

Yeah, I don't want to be in the way, they probably want to make you soup and check to make sure you're awake every half hour or something. Just let them take care of you and let me know when you want another visitor. I'll bring cupcakes or something. That I don't make myself.

Hmm. You sound like Magnus. I don't know, I've been in a lot of those stages, so it's kind of hard to judge? Like, there was no arterial bleeding so I was fine?

You wouldn't be in the way, they'd just be obnoxious. It's fine, I'm gonna let them do what they need to do, I think we all need some... I don't know. Recovery time, I guess?

Are your cupcakes bad? Or are they better than store bought and you're holding out on me until you get more satyr sexing?

Arterial bleeding is definitely too far to the bad side.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Anything I make is bad pretty much, if I cook it! I thought you lost your satyr horns though?

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